Poet Sienna Rose?!?

Only a woman named Soleil Moon Frye could name a kid Poet Sienna Rose. I love the tendency of stars to name their children ridiculous names. The whole Phoenix family is a prime example. When you read the article you actually find that the poor child's full name is Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg... what? Hippy, Hippy, Hippy, Generic... You can kind of get away with River or Rain Phoenix. But River Phoenix Smith? Probably not so much... Ah well, I plan on naming my son Landis, after the dorm that my wife and I lived. And our daughter is expected to be named Darcy Elizabeth after my wife's favorite characters from literature... *looks around and realizes he's in a glass house*... I'll stop talking now ;)